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I know that it’s hard to believe that the famous for being famous Kim Kardashian failed the bar exam, given her unparalleled analytical-reasoning skills, evidenced by her thoughts on the, ahem, faked 1969 moon landing. “They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok, see for yourself,” Kardashian said in a clip from her reality show, which, gotta admit here, however long it has been on TV, I’ve not watched a single solitary second of it. But, yes, Kim Kardashian, who has been studying for the bar for six years – twice as long as it takes to start and finish law school – thinks the moon landing was faked. So, for the record, did my great uncle, Skeeter – I’m not making this up; long before there was ever such a thing as TikTok, ol’ Skeeter had it figured out, to the detail of wondering why the flag in the video seemed to be blowing in the wind and everything. Uncle Skeeter, mind you, came up with that after watching a blurry video of the moon landing on a seven-inch black-and-white TV in the 1970s. Skeeter should have taken the bar exam, is what I’m getting at here. Probably would’ve only taken him five years to pass it. Incidentally, Kim Kardashian, who is only famous for being famous because her father, Robert, was part of the famed Dream Team that represented OJ Simpson in his 1995 murder trial, blames ChatGPT for her failing the bar. The problem: she uses ChatGPT for “legal advice.” (Ahem, she tried to use it for help during her exam.) “They’re always wrong. It has made me fail tests all the time,” she said in a video posted online. Left unsaid there: while this was the first time she failed the actual bar exam, she failed what is called the “baby bar” exam for first-year law students three times before finally getting a passing score on Try #4 way back in 2021. Funny that someone so obviously genius that she’s been able to figure out that the moon landing was faked can’t also figure out that ChatGPT is out to get her. She also hasn’t figured out psychics yet. “I’m just letting you guys know that all the f–king psyhics we have met with and are obsessed with are all f**king full of s**t, because they all collectively, maybe four of them, told me I was gonna pass the bar,” she raged on another video, saying that psychics are “all full pathological liars,” and advising those tuning in not to “believe a word they say.” But still believe the randos on TikTok channeling my great uncle Skeeter from 50 years posting videos about the moon landing being faked.
