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Travis Kelce is hitting new heights, lows, and loopity loops. He is now an investor of Six Flags, you know, the theme parks with the dancing bald guy. “To all my fellow theme park and amusement park lovers. I have some exciting news!!! Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to continue the tradition and make Cedar Point and Six Flags even more special for the next generation of families!” the Chiefs’ Tight End announced via Instagram on October 21. “Excited to partner with JANA Partners as an investor in Six Flags. So crazy to even imagine this is real, but you gotta love it when life comes full circle.” Alongside Jana Partners, the duo will have a “9% of the theme-park operator’s shares, or $200 million,” per WSJ. How much of that will go into creating a new sea otter mascot for the parks? The Big Yeti is big into investing: Kelce is a co-owner of a new restaurant in Kansas City alongside his teammate, Patrick Mahomes, owns a beer company with his brother, Jason, and has his own clothing brand, Tru Kolors. He has a lot going on at the moment. What’s a few more attractions to a man about business? Since he’s his fiancé Taylor Swift’s musical muse, maybe she can be his theme park muse. A Lover-themed romantic dark ride? “Shake It Off” coaster? Everyone will be dying to ride a Redwood log ride.