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MEGHAN Markle is to play herself in an upcoming film despite the fact the Princess of Wales would be far better for the role. The Duchess of Sussex, tone-deaf as ever to what the public wants, is to appear as herself in movie Close Personal Friends despite being completely wrong for the part. Hollywood insider Gracie Wood-Morris said: “Meghan? As Meghan? What, did the casting director want the rest of the day off to snort coke? “Maybe in 2016, but the Meghan of today carries too much baggage. The socials hate her, she doesn’t sell in the UK, and the lifestyle brand has tanked. Even as a cameo it’s desperate. “No, if they want a Royal with looks, poise and mystique there’s only one choice to play Meghan and that’s her sister-in-law. Kate is an English rose, she’s got that marvellous mane, she tests well in the Midwest and the pegging rumours add vital edge. “Can she act? Based on her public appearances as a Royal, she’s wooden, stilted and unconvincing as an actress. Like I said, a natural Meghan.” A spokesman for the Princess of Wales said: “Kate is interested. And, so the film can never be released and forever associates the name of Meghan Markle with financial disaster, she’s willing to black up for it.”
