Copyright buzzfeed
"I laugh every time I chug my Dr Pepper with my fries. I like eggs. I did cut back from three sausages to two a day, but I still have to make another pot of coffee before the day is over. I run TV movies 24/7, napping along the way. I like the couch. Never been to a gym. All my family and friends died, but I'm still standing. Love junk food. No booze ever. I do salt. I do sugar. What am I doing right? I'm 77."
