Copyright buzzfeed
"When I was a kid, I got attacked by a goose. I was maybe 4-5 years old. We were at the park and a flock of geese were being shitty, just honking at people and making stupid geese faces. I was playing with my mom and one of the geese ran up and bit me. I don't know why I didn't run or cry, but for whatever reason, I lost my shit and kicked that goose as hard as I could. It flopped over and made more goose noises and all the other geese backed up and got quiet. I don't feel bad at all. If we just kicked one goose every once in a while, they'd all know what's up and stop their bullshit."
