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If you can't read the above, it says: DAD SAVINGS AND LOANBecause apparently I look like I’m made of money Dear [name blacked out], We regret to inform you at this time that we are unable to provide a loan in the amount requested of $20.00. After reviewing your account, we have found you have insufficient funds, and a history of not doing your chores. Furthermore, over $80.00 has been spent on discretionary entertainment expenses since Christmas. This is an unsustainable amount of expenditure, and we cannot further compound the problem by financially assisting with occurring further debt at this point. If you would like to refute this decision, you can contact our complaint department at [Mom's phone number]. Our dispute manager at this number may be able to persuade us to reverse our decision. Thank you for choosing DAD Savings and Loan, we appreciate the chance to serve your financial needs. Sincerely,[Dad's signature]
