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All of the liberal activists who pretend to be comedians on late night TV are very upset that the government shutdown is coming to an end. That’s one way you can be sure that this development is bad for the Democrat party. If ending the shutdown was bad for Trump or Republicans, Stephen Colbert would probably bring back his chorus of dancing Covid vaccine needles. Isn’t it fascinating that these hosts all have basically the same political take? It’s just uncanny. Newsbusters has all of their reactions: On CBS, The Late Show host Stephen Colbert mourned, “So yes, the shutdown may have been long and painful for millions of Americans, but at least it achieved jack squat.” Colbert also decried that “None of those eight Senate Democrats are up for reelection next year, and two have announced they are retiring from the Senate. What a disappointing way to end your career. Reminds me of when Journey released their last single: ‘We Stopped Believin’.” Over on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel claimed, “Democrats refused to sign on to a bill that would force millions of Americans off of their health care and make it much more expensive for those who can afford it. So, Democrats drew a line in the sand. They said we are not going over this. And today, after 41 days, they pulled out a shovel and a bucket and they ate all that sand. And got nothing for it. Isn’t that great? You know what they got? They got a promise from the Republicans in the Senate to hold a vote on health care sometime in the future.” Turning his ire to Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Kimmel huffed, “I mean, at his age, it’s incredible at his age that Chuck Schumer is still able to bend over so far. On Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, Jon Stewart raged, “I cannot [bleep] believe it! You had the wind at your back! Election victories all over the country… Democrats, you sold out the entire shutdown not to get what you wanted, but for a promise to not get what you wanted later. Where in The Art of War—where—hold on—where in The Art of—okay, here it is: I got it. Sun Tzu said, ‘Never press your advantage. It’s unseemly! Fighting’s hard. How ’bout a snack?’” It almost like they’re all using the same talking points, isn’t it? Such a huge coincidence.
