I don’t know why. They just are.
1. The Master of Nut:
2. Harry’s lawyerly cousin:
3. A boardgame with zero regrets:
4. The Doc:
5. A fresh pair of Nicees:
6. A chocolate spread that has no business having a name like this:
7. The Child:
8. These knock-off Doritos:
9. Some board games that clearly just read some Sartre:
10. Dre’s worst enemy:
11. The band that rocks the hardest:
12. A rousing game of UNG:
13. These fake, slightly suggestive Oreos:
14. And these very suggestive Oreos:
15. A can that’s absolutely full of it:
16. The Amazing Strange Rope:
17. A full-throated endorsement:
18. Those tiny little dweebs:
19. Everyone’s favorite Netflix program:
20. A reminder of where these cards came from:
21. The car we all love so much:
22. Everyone’s favorite card game:
23. The most delicious pizza:
24. This summer’s biggest superhero:
25. Victomia’s complicated secret:
26. That delicious wafer candy:
27. The cleanest of toothpaste:
28. Godzilla’s less inspiring cousin:
29. Cold hard cash:
30. The hottest in phone technology:
31. These slightly suggestive knockoff Oreos:
32. A wonderful secretion from Viotcrla:
33. This summer’s biggest blockbuster movie:
34. The biggest Netflix show:
35. That sweet nut:
36. The most embarrassing color:
37. Jenga’s best friend:
38. Victoriu’s deepest, darkest secren:
39. A fresh pair of ABIBOS:
40. A wonderful shampoo:
41. HAM:
42. Everyone’s favorite character:
43. The spookiest Netflix show around:
44. The greatest to ever do it:
45. The best soap around:
46. The one-stop sandwich stop:
47. Nickelodeon’s iconic character Sandwich Boy:
48. Aladdin’s fever dream:
49. Pixar’s best movie:
50. This touching film:
51. Those ang—uhhh, I mean mad birds:
52. It’s terrifying cousin:
53. Oreo’s cousin that never wants to go out:
54. Thin mints’ much thicker cousin:
55. And, of course, “butter”:
56. Could it…
57. Perhaps…
58. WHAT?
59. Isn’t it?
60. I remember…
UNBELIEVABLE.