By By Seth Brown

Copyright berkshireeagle

Child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s estate recently gave Congress a copy of the birthday book assembled for Epstein’s 50th birthday, which included a lewd letter bearing Donald Trump’s name.

Many have claimed that the letter clearly implicates him, but President Trump strongly denies this, claiming that the letter and signature are not his. As the public clamors for the truth, we have assembled the six most likely explanations:

1. The letter was from a staffer and not Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is too busy and important a man to write letters to his friends, so one of his staffers (perhaps John Barron?) could have taken the initiative to submit a letter to the book on his behalf. Trump bears no responsibility for the letter and was not consulted.

The staffer, left to their own devices, would have been forced to construct a letter based purely on their own understanding of what type of letter Jeffrey Epstein would appreciate from Donald Trump — such as a letter celebrating a shared enjoyment of underaged girls.

2. The letter was written by a political opponent.

This type of letter celebrating wonderful secrets and things in common with a noted sex trafficker of minors could obviously be very damaging to a political career. Technically, the letter was written for Epstein’s 50th birthday book in 2003, long before Donald Trump launched his political career, but anyone familiar with Donald Trump and his ego would have no reason to doubt that he would eventually run for president.

A young nefarious Democrat (maybe even Barack Obama?!?) could have written the letter and submitted it to Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday book, counting on the fact that Epstein would never suspect anything was amiss because it would look like a letter from his friend Donald J Trump celebrating their shared enjoyment of wonderful secrets.

3. The letter was part of Donald Trump’s deep cover work as an FBI informant.

Mike Johnson recently let slip a claim that Trump was an FBI informant working to take down Jeffrey Epstein. Johnson later walked back that comment, but that could be because he was afraid to blow Trump’s cover. Who else but Donald Trump would be brave enough to enter a multidecade sting operation to become lifelong friends with a pedophile and sex trafficker?

Most people wouldn’t be willing to risk their reputation to be known as a child sex predator, but Trump was brave enough to play the role to the fullest, going so far as to enter locker rooms at beauty pageants, have conversations about grabbing women and even be found liable for sexual abuse. The Epstein birthday letter was just one more way that Trump played his role to the hilt, all in the service of taking down Jeffrey Epstein.

4. The letter was planted by time travelers.

Such a letter and drawing’s inclusion in Epstein’s 50th birthday book would have immediately raised Jeffrey Epstein’s suspicions if he were to have seen it back in 2003, wondering why Donald Trump would send such a letter when they didn’t have a lot of things in common and share wonderful secrets like the drawing.

The letter’s presence in the birthday book is therefore proof of a liberal conspiracy to frame Donald Trump by traveling backward in time to 2003 and adding the letter to the book, now that Epstein is already dead and he can’t notice the letter to say, “Who is this Donald Trump guy that I’ve never met?”

5. The letter is a Democratic hoax.

This entire letter is fabricated and was never in Epstein’s birthday book. The other references to Trump in Epstein’s birthday book are also hoaxes. The birthday book never existed. Jeffrey Epstein never existed. We are all living in a simulation where there is no reality.

That’s actually why it would be a mistake for President Trump to show empathy for other human beings or care about the suffering he causes them. There are no other human beings. There is only Donald Trump.

6. The letter is exactly what it looks like.