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“I Wish You Died In Iraq”: 41 Genuinely Unhinged People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Date ‘Til They’re 90
If you’ve been asked to Venmo a man for buying you drinks because you didn’t sleep with him afterward…join the club.
by Hannah Marder
BuzzFeed Staff
Great news, y’all! Romance isn’t dead, after all!
u/vichomiequan / Via reddit.com
I…have no words.
u/Comfortable_Quail_61 / Via reddit.com
To everyone using AI in their dating profiles: we can tell.
u/One_Carob_8612 / Via reddit.com
Why would a woman want to sleep with a man whose politics are that women don’t deserve rights? (Because I stg that’s the case 99% of the time that men complain about this.)
u/Stunning_Finding3753 / Via reddit.com
…Yeah, this lines up with my impression of Trump supporters.
u/PollyFobble / Via reddit.com
I hope this man didn’t get any matches, but in today’s world, he probably did.
u/trashcan_bby2020 / Via reddit.com
I guess expecting people you match with to be kind is asking too much nowadays.
u/DjoseChampion / Via reddit.com
Creeps are still running rampant on dating apps in 2025.
u/Mobile-Carrot-3218 / Via reddit.com
I guess this is what counts as flirting these days? Or people are matching just to make mean comments.
u/dr_bruhl / Via reddit.com
This reminds me of the time a guy insisted on paying for my two drinks then wanted me to Venmo him for them when I told him it was more of a friend vibe.
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Paying someone money to notice you is a new one.
u/machoman222 / Via reddit.com
Including an Amazon wishlist in your profile is even more wild.
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At least some people on dating apps are still honest…
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A test drive is not a thing in dating.
u/boiuatdefak / Via reddit.com
I get crashing out if it was a great date, but do that on your own time; don’t spam the person’s messages.
u/cw9241 / Via reddit.com
Well, that escalated.
u/Comfortable-Grabber / Via reddit.com
I sense a double standard here…
u/SugarPeas23 / Via reddit.com
One bonus about dating today — you usually see people’s red flags right at the start!
u/PlausibleDeniabiliti / Via reddit.com
The irony of his calling himself “respectful.” (Well, he called himself “respectfully,” but I’m feeling generous today.)
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The entitlement is wild.
u/GreyCloud59 / Via reddit.com
Now that’s a good prank!
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Is it just me, or is everyone hung up on their ex lately?
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I don’t even think a woman like this exists. Size 12 but 105 pounds???
u/BartLacerda / Via reddit.com
And what do you have to offer in return except being a controlling douche?
u/jaundicesurvivor69 / Via reddit.com
I have a feeling this guy didn’t end up with any “sensual smexy time.” Or maybe that’s just a hope.
u/yosef_kh / Via reddit.com
I can’t believe people are still claiming superiority over not having gotten the COVID vaccine.
u/_deadload091 / Via reddit.com
Why would he say this? 🙁
u/WondersomeWalrus / Via reddit.com
Did he really think this would be received well?
u/spaghettilover36 / Via reddit.com
I swear, people will get the ick on the smallest thing and then flip on a switch nowadays.
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This was from a man with “looking for a long-term relationship” in his bio.
u/Future-Cause761 / Via reddit.com
Mixed signals and playing games are also still very much a thing.
u/Oobedoob_S_Benubi / Via reddit.com
But he’s “actually a pretty nice guy,” y’all!
u/ObjectionableOctopus / Via reddit.com
>1mm? Who is measuring the thickness of their makeup?
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This is just wild. On what??? Dinner? Those better be some damn good entrées.
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Who gave this guy the right to speak for all men?
u/LashOfTheBull / Via reddit.com
Tinder: the new Linkedin.
u/brokenhearteddaisy / Via reddit.com
In what way is this match “payment”?
uDingoDamp / Via reddit.com
What a first message.
u/Papagiorgio1965 / Via reddit.com
“And I’m just like, damn. It’s 7 a.m.”
u/dontsleepdream / Via reddit.com
What a gem.
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And finally, some people need to learn to take rejection.
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