Nearly six thousand nude or mostly nude people have been known to show up for the traditional Portland World Naked Bike Ride.
The annual summertime ride has been a long time protest movement with the mission of calling attention to oil dependency, cyclist vulnerability and the beauty of body freedom.
On Wednesday, Naked Hearts PDX and a splinter group from World Naked Bike Ride sent out a joint rallying cry for an “emergency” impromptu ride with a new mission: Protesting the Trump Administration’s decision to send 200 federalized National Guard troops to Portland.
‘Emergency’ World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland
With this timely mission in mind, it’s quite possible an all-new crowd will choose to participate in the peaceful protest.
We gathered 10 pieces of basic advice from former nude biking participants to help ease the worries of any newcomers.
As bare as you dare
Yes, nudity is the hook that grabs the international attention, but it is not required.
Some folks choose to go full commando. Others go topless or cover themselves with strategically placed body paint. There’s no shame in wearing underwear or swimsuits. The goal is to feel comfortable and confident in whatever level of dress (or undress) feels right for you.
Wear sensible shoes
Stopping short with bare feet could be disastrous. Exposed toes are vulnerable toes. Pavement peels, and you will be stepping off those pedals quite a bit. If you wear anything at all, shoes should be top of the list.
That said, don’t forget your helmet! You’re going to need that noggin sometime in the future. Protect your brain.
Think before applying adhesives
Folks have been known to get a little too into the spirit of things with the launch site body decorations. Hairy individuals should avoid duct tape, pasties, wire coils, etc. Trust us on this one.
Bring a fanny pack
Or a back pack. Or better yet, a basket. Fill these with snacks, water bottles and some sort of coverings for after the ride.
Eleanor O’Brien, Creative Artistic Director for Dance Naked, tells a story of losing her mother in the crowd one year.
“I thought my dad had her clothes, so I was initially horrified, but it turns out she was carrying them in her bike basket.”
Mom was able to make it home safely on the MAX.
Equip your bike with the basics
Per Oregon law, if you are riding your bike at night you must have a white front headlight and red rear reflector or light.
A bike lock could also be handy if you need to step away for a bit.
Know your rights
Nudity in public areas as a form of protest is protected under Oregon’s constitution.
That said, lewd or obscene behavior is not legal and could result in arrest.
IMPORTANT: Do not be nude on private property without the owner’s permission.
Document wisely
Photography is discouraged for obvious reasons. The Oregonian’s travel writer, Jamie Hale, advises, “Take a selfie, but don’t turn around start taking pictures of people you don’t know, because, even though they are in public, and they are being seen… it’s just rude.”
Nudity is not an invitation
This is common sense. Protest participants are not there to be objectified. Treat everyone with respect. Touching, lewd comments and staring is not allowed.
Ride carefully
Road rash has entirely new implications. Though safer than riding in normal traffic, these rides are a large gathering of people in moving machines. Be aware of your surroundings. Slow riders should stay on the right. Fast riders should pass on the left.
Buddy up or go with a group
Hale reminds participants, “Anytime you get a group of naked people together there are people that could be creepy.” He definitely recommends riding with a group of people that you know. There’s strength in numbers.