Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
For years, Dr. Michael Mann has strutted across the climate stage with the air of an untouchable figure — a self-proclaimed champion of “science” who never missed an opportunity to brand his critics as “deniers,” drag them into court, or bask in the limelight of a sympathetic press.
But now, at long last, reality has tapped him on the shoulder. After less than a year as the University of Pennsylvania’s first Vice Provost for Climate Science, Policy, and Action, Mann has been forced to resign. The reason? His own mouth.
According to The Daily Pennsylvanian, Mann stepped down after his partisan behavior clashed with Penn’s new policy of “institutional neutrality.” His resignation came on the heels of controversy surrounding his social media posts — including a since-deleted comment about the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. That was enough to draw the attention of Sen. Dave McCormick (R-Pa.), who publicly pressed the university to act.
Recently, Mann reposted comments calling Charlie Kirk the “head of Trump’s Hitler Youth.”
“In a Sept. 29 announcement made on his personal website, Mann stated that his scientific advocacy work conflicts with Penn’s ‘established institutional neutrality policy.’ … Particularly at this moment in time, I don’t feel that I can forsake the public scholarship and advocacy that I am doing and have thus decided to step down from the VPC role.” — Michael Mann, quoted in the Daily Pennsylvanian
In other words, Mann wanted the perks of authority without the restraint of responsibility. When the university reminded him that administrators are supposed to represent everyone, not just his chosen cause, Mann packed up and left.
The great irony of Humpty’s, er, Mann’s Great fall
Mann’s entire career has been one long exercise in not practicing neutrality. From the infamous “hockey stick” graph that put him on the map, to his endless courtroom brawls against critics, Mann has thrived on confrontation.
He branded anyone skeptical of his graph as a “denier.”
He launched lawsuits against writers and scientists who dared to question him.
He relentlessly blurred the line between advocacy and science, portraying every disagreement as an attack on Truth itself.
Now, the man who spent decades accusing others of undermining science has been undone by his own inability to separate activism from scholarship. The irony is delicious.
To understand why this happened, you have to know about Penn’s new “institutional neutrality” policy. Announced in late 2024, the policy was simple: university leaders won’t issue public statements on political or global events unless they directly impact Penn. That became Mann’s kryptonite.
That’s not censorship — it’s common sense. Universities are supposed to be places where ideas compete, not where administrators dictate political orthodoxy from above.
But for Mann, neutrality was never an option. As he admitted in his resignation:
“My commitment to climate advocacy at times feels in conflict with the nonpartisan role of serving as a University administrator.”
Translation: I refuse to stop being an activist, even if my job requires it.
This wasn’t Penn pushing him out — Provost John Jackson went out of his way to insist Mann wasn’t “fired” or “driven out.” But Mann’s resignation reveals exactly the problem: when you can’t keep your politics out of your professional role, you eventually run into walls.
This isn’t new. Mann has spent decades using his academic credentials as a shield for political crusading. Let’s review:
The Hockey Stick Graph (1998): Mann’s claim to fame, a reconstruction of past climate temperatures that conveniently erased the Medieval Warm Period. Critics shredded the statistical methods, but Mann doubled down and cast all skepticism as denial.
The “Denier” Label: Mann turned debate into heresy, branding dissenters as enemies of science itself. Instead of addressing criticism with transparency, he weaponized rhetoric.
The Media Darling: Mann cultivated his role as the go-to scientist for alarmist headlines. His op-eds and TV spots were less about data and more about messaging.
The pattern is unmistakable: Mann has never been able to separate science from politics.
Mann’s courtroom crusades — and failures
No retrospective of Michael Mann is complete without revisiting his infamous courtroom battles. Mann often portrayed himself as the embattled defender of science, forced to sue critics to protect his reputation. In reality, the lawsuits revealed his thin skin and his appetite for censorship.
The most famous of these was his drawn-out battle with author and columnist Mark Steyn. Back in 2012, Steyn mocked Mann’s “hockey stick” graph and compared his tactics to those of a “fraudulent” Penn State figure. Rather than brush it off, Mann sued for defamation — a decision that trapped him in more than a decade of litigation.
The result? A debacle. After years of delays, appeals, and mounting legal costs, Mann’s case collapsed in embarrassment. The courts ultimately did not grant him the vindication he sought, and the spectacle only amplified Steyn’s critique: that Mann was more interested in silencing opponents than in defending science.
And this wasn’t his only legal misstep. Mann has a pattern of reaching for the courts as his first line of defense, whether against journalists, satirists, or fellow academics. These lawsuits rarely ended in clear victories — but they succeeded in painting Mann as combative, arrogant, and unwilling to tolerate dissent.
Now, with his resignation at Penn, Mann once again finds himself exiting not on a note of triumph but of failure.
The episode at Penn is just the latest example of Mann’s arrogance catching up with him. His ill-judged social media behavior — in this case, gloating or politicking over a death — was the spark. But the tinder pile was his broader refusal to acknowledge limits.
Universities can tolerate eccentric academics, but administrators are supposed to embody restraint. Mann never understood that distinction. His activism is his identity. And when forced to choose, he predictably chose himself.
For once, the consequences landed on his own desk.
Why this matters
Some might shrug and say, “So what? One professor lost an administrative title.” But this story matters for two reasons:
It reveals the rot in climate science: Mann’s career exemplifies how climate science has been overtaken by advocacy. The data is secondary to the narrative. Neutrality is impossible when the goal is political transformation, not understanding nature.
It shows that accountability still exists: Even in academia — a world that often shields its star activists — Mann’s antics finally crossed a line. Institutional neutrality was the one principle he couldn’t bulldoze.
In short, Mann’s fall from grace is a small but significant reminder that scientists-turned-activists don’t get a free pass forever.
My final thought
Let’s not forget that Michael Mann once tried to sue people for joking about him. He fought for years in the courts, claiming his reputation was irreparably harmed by comparisons to cartoon characters. And yet here we are: his downfall wasn’t the result of a clever critic or a devastating exposé. It was his own toxic behavior. You have to wonder what sort or pressure Penn administration put on him and how he reacted. I would have loved to be “a fly on the wall” in that meeting.
As Penn’s Provost gently put it, Mann simply found it “more and more difficult … to do the kind of public intellectual work he wants to do while also being a University administrator”. That’s a polite way of saying: he couldn’t keep his mouth shut.
For once, the system worked. And for those of us who’ve watched Mann’s antics over the decades, there’s only one thing left to say: it’s about time.